• me: mom i-
  • mom: quit bitching and shut up
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    exit the womb they said

    life will be great they said

    (Source: isunova)

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    mileyhighrus:

    i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

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